Esther: I’m sorry to interrupt your treatise on my worthlessness, but I’ve made our first breakthrough. Newman cockblocked the ATF!
Gwen: What does it mean to "cockblock"?
Jack: It’s the reason Janto shippers have always hated your guts.
Jack: This warehouse is full of painkillers made by PhiCorp.
Rex: GIVE THEM TO ME.
Jack: Whoa, look at all these painkillers in this whole other TARDIS-sized warehouse.
Rex: GIVE MORE OF THEM TO ME.
Jack: It’s convenient that PhiCorp has been manufacturing the perfect drug for Miracle Day for over a year, huh?
Rex: [Cookie Monsters an entire plate of painkillers]
Dr. Juarez: Let’s take a break from the action to explore some of the medical, ethical and legal ramifications of Miracle Day.
Audience: [Starts chewing fingers] Oh, please be careful! Philosophical sci-fi is such smart TV, but you saw what happened to Caprica! Fantasy fans were raised on lightsabers and SFX handjobs!